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Please</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/melissa-1-2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Featured Image -- 889</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/the-real-sarah-cs.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Real Sarah C's.</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/12/the-real-sarah-c.jpg</image:loc><image:title>The Real Sarah 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He missed out. But at least he's related to the Pumpkin King. Still has that going for him.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/image.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title><image:caption>God help you, you poor, unfortunate soul.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/mommabear1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>mommabear1</image:title><image:caption>I amend my earlier statment: I wouldn't want to mess with her, unless she messed with my kid. And then I would poleax her, and grind her bones for 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did not.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-10-09T21:39:48+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://therealsarahc.com/2015/01/21/mean-girls/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/meangirls.jpg</image:loc><image:title>meangirls</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-09-26T19:43:09+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://therealsarahc.com/2015/08/24/you-dont-look-sick-and-other-microaggressions/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/image7.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/image6.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/image5.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/image3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/image4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/image2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/image1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/image.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-31T23:51:50+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://therealsarahc.com/2015/08/05/im-not-quite-the-poster-girl-for-body-positivity/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/tophat.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tophat</image:title><image:caption>Fake it til' you make it, kiddos.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/img_5241.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_5241</image:title><image:caption>Ahem. My eyes are up here, bud.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/img_5240.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_5240</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/img_5238.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_5238</image:title><image:caption>With great nakey-pictures, comes great responsibility.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/img_5235.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_5235</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-08-31T23:52:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://therealsarahc.com/2015/07/26/my-bipolar-brain-hates-me/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/cracked_egg.jpg</image:loc><image:title>cracked_egg</image:title><image:caption>This is your brain on bipolar.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-27T22:20:56+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://therealsarahc.com/2015/07/23/after-crash/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/img_5151.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_5151</image:title><image:caption>My vehicle is not supposed to be sneering at you.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-24T06:19:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://therealsarahc.com/2015/07/01/dont-call-my-baby-fat/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/fullsizerender.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FullSizeRender</image:title><image:caption>Mothers, you are your daughter’s first mirror. She will look at you and see herself. If you tell her that what she sees in that mirror is ugly, no amount of praise or compliments will prevent her from tearing herself down.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/baby-hands.jpg</image:loc><image:title>baby hands</image:title><image:caption>GAAAAHHHH! </image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-07-06T21:22:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://therealsarahc.com/2015/06/10/friendship-used-to-be-easy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/copertina.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Copertina</image:title><image:caption>Turns out friendship really is magic.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/mlplist01.jpg</image:loc><image:title>MLPList01</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/10570299_10204630712192592_6369795795364590930_n.jpg</image:loc><image:title>10570299_10204630712192592_6369795795364590930_n</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/application.jpg</image:loc><image:title>application</image:title><image:caption>Thank you for your application to be my friend. Unfortunately, we don’t have any available openings at this time.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/friends.jpg</image:loc><image:title>friends</image:title><image:caption>These crazy people are my friends.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-11T01:55:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://therealsarahc.com/2015/06/05/my-monkey-my-circus/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/circustent1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>circustent</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/circustent.jpg</image:loc><image:title>circustent</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-06-05T21:04:13+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://therealsarahc.com/2015/05/27/of-the-worldwide-rape-epidemic/</loc><lastmod>2015-05-27T23:23:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://therealsarahc.com/2015/05/22/on-the-other-side/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/curled-up-in-a-ball_detox.png</image:loc><image:title>curled-up-in-a-ball_detox</image:title><image:caption>Of course, living in Hawaii makes this version of self-care a little sweaty.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-05-23T20:43:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://therealsarahc.com/2015/04/26/black-sheep/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/stockvault-syringes-in-skillful-hands155537.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stockvault-syringes-in-skillful-hands155537</image:title><image:caption>Because when your cool, older cousin asks you to do drugs with him, ya do it. Duh.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/stockvault-sheep113778.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stockvault-sheep113778</image:title><image:caption>Baaaaaaa.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/pregnant-belly.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Pregnant-Belly</image:title><image:caption>I can't exactly accuse my family of having high expectations for me.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/image2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image2</image:title><image:caption>Oh Lord, here we go...</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/image1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image1</image:title><image:caption>But I'll be damned if I don't make this look good.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/fullsizerender.jpg</image:loc><image:title>FullSizeRender</image:title><image:caption>Seriously, look at this chucklefuck.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2017-10-20T20:59:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://therealsarahc.com/2015/03/30/bp-d-day/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/img_3919.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_3919</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/img_3916.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_3916</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-31T03:42:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://therealsarahc.com/2015/03/18/some-days/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/being-bullied.jpg</image:loc><image:title>Being-Bullied</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-19T02:08:55+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://therealsarahc.com/2015/03/13/separation-anxiety/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/image2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image2</image:title><image:caption>Unbeknownst to me during my pregnancy, I had conceived the Anti-Sarah: a child so delightfully unlike me as to be persistently effervescent, filled with sunshine and happiness.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/image1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image1</image:title><image:caption>Jello: It's what's for dinner.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-14T19:44:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://therealsarahc.com/2015/02/15/the-terrible-inescapable-joy-of-toddlerhood/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/toddlernoun.jpg</image:loc><image:title>toddlernoun</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/tantrum.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tantrum</image:title><image:caption>She might just succeed though.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/disaster-girl.jpg</image:loc><image:title>disaster-girl</image:title><image:caption>100% of toddlers just want to watch the world burn.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-25T21:56:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://therealsarahc.com/2014/11/18/jingle-all-the-gtfo/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/img_3050.jpg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_3050</image:title><image:caption>Merry Christmas, kids!</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/tumblr_ndciaq6z6j1sfcogqo1_1280.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_ndciaq6Z6j1sfcogqo1_1280</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/tumblr_ndciaq6z6j1sfcogqo3_1280.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_ndciaq6Z6j1sfcogqo3_1280</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/tumblr_ndciaq6z6j1sfcogqo2_1280.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_ndciaq6Z6j1sfcogqo2_1280</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/tumblr_ndciaq6z6j1sfcogqo4_1280.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_ndciaq6Z6j1sfcogqo4_1280</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/img_6775.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>IMG_6775</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-25T21:55:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://therealsarahc.com/2014/12/08/coming-out/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/image1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title><image:caption>Mania, you fatty bitch.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/image.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title><image:caption>I grew up in the 90's. I know of few higher commendations.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/image11.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image1(1)</image:title><image:caption>Nope. It really never even occurred to me to try.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-25T21:55:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://therealsarahc.com/2015/02/25/i-put-a-spell-on-you/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/image4.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/image3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/image2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/image1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/image-e1424899901373.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-26T17:14:16+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://therealsarahc.com/2015/02/02/a-story-of-choice/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/makikiheights.jpg</image:loc><image:title>makikiheights</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2015-02-03T00:57:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://therealsarahc.com/2015/01/14/tease/</loc><lastmod>2015-01-15T00:37:51+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://therealsarahc.com/2015/01/05/introverts-at-war/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/01/memorial-tattoo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>memorial.tattoo</image:title><image:caption>Yes, love yourself. Until someone tell you that you suck. Then drag yourself across hot coals, you slag.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-01-05T19:35:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://therealsarahc.com/2014/10/06/i-feel-sick/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/drunkinigo.png</image:loc><image:title>drunkinigo</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/glitter.jpg</image:loc><image:title>glitter</image:title><image:caption>Satan is a five year old girl with access to fairy dust.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/upcoaster.jpg</image:loc><image:title>upcoaster</image:title><image:caption>"STOP THE RIDE, I WANNA GET OFF," she would have said, if she had better foresight.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-31T00:57:37+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://therealsarahc.com/2014/12/30/play-nice/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/images.jpg</image:loc><image:title>images</image:title><image:caption>And remember: Be. Nice.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/gamble.png</image:loc><image:title>gamble</image:title><image:caption>But it do, Mr. Gamble. But it do.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/just-be-nice.jpeg</image:loc><image:title>Just-Be-Nice</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-31T00:56:28+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://therealsarahc.com/2014/09/10/early-morning-irrational-anger/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/wbc.jpg</image:loc><image:title>wbc</image:title><image:caption>Besides, I think these guys have cornered that market.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-12-08T22:57:42+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://therealsarahc.com/2014/09/08/life-is-crazy/</loc><lastmod>2014-11-18T00:00:38+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://therealsarahc.com/2014/11/17/where-you-rest/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/lanikai1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>lanikai1</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/image.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-11-17T23:59:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://therealsarahc.com/2014/08/18/the-curious-case-of-the-gaggle-of-geese/</loc><lastmod>2014-10-20T03:05:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://therealsarahc.com/2014/08/11/a-perfect-storm/</loc><lastmod>2014-09-30T23:43:10+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://therealsarahc.com/2014/09/30/i-havent-given-up/</loc><lastmod>2014-09-30T23:37:57+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://therealsarahc.com/2014/08/04/an-embrace/</loc><lastmod>2014-08-04T19:28:41+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://therealsarahc.com/2014/07/23/baby-daddy/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/index.jpg</image:loc><image:title>index</image:title><image:caption>Honestly, who needs wine to get them to spend 90 minutes with that face? The baby is pretty cute, too.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-23T22:55:23+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://therealsarahc.com/2014/07/21/legacy/</loc><lastmod>2014-07-21T20:13:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://therealsarahc.com/2014/07/07/d-i-y-redhead/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/youdoodledrawing.jpg</image:loc><image:title>YouDoodleDrawing</image:title><image:caption>Go ahead, play around in photoshop. You've earned it!</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-07-08T21:50:15+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://therealsarahc.com/2014/06/26/writing-through-the-fear/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/image2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-26T21:29:32+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://therealsarahc.com/2014/06/16/adventures-in-parenting-when-the-doctor-asks-follow-up-questions/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/image1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title><image:caption>Yup, here we are, and I'm keeping my shit together like, "Whoa, I'm the mom now..."</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/image.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title><image:caption>But first, Moira got to try on a snazzy new hat.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-17T01:30:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://therealsarahc.com/2014/06/06/women-can-be-misogynists-too/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/tumblr_m97vcorz2b1r0z3y7o1_500.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_m97vcoRz2B1r0z3y7o1_500</image:title><image:caption>This is what women want.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2015-03-26T07:00:44+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://therealsarahc.com/2014/05/29/the-other-side-of-the-coin/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/image3.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/image2.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title><image:caption>Because mania is such fun.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-06-05T02:08:33+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://therealsarahc.com/2014/05/19/why-id-rather-be-depressed/</loc><lastmod>2014-05-21T22:05:04+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://therealsarahc.com/2014/05/12/best-laid-plans/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/life1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>life1</image:title><image:caption>If you want predictable, you're better off with the board game.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/2014-05-11-13-50-01.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2014-05-11 13.50.01</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/2013-11-23-18-15-48.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2013-11-23 18.15.48</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/2013-11-23-11-17-08.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2013-11-23 11.17.08</image:title><image:caption>Hint: It ain't pretty</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-15T19:46:05+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://therealsarahc.com/2014/05/07/the-state-of-things/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/image1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-07T19:55:52+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://therealsarahc.com/2014/05/02/a-roadmap-of-grief/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/image.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title><image:caption>Thank you for that fine offer, Pandora, but no. I'm not sending anyone flowers this year. Again.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/12623759633_cd7f2d9cc4_z.jpg</image:loc><image:title>12623759633_cd7f2d9cc4_z</image:title><image:caption>Yeah -- that looks like my kind of party.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/stock-footage-businesswoman-drinking-coffee-and-reading-newspaper-in-cafe.jpg</image:loc><image:title>stock-footage-businesswoman-drinking-coffee-and-reading-newspaper-in-cafe</image:title><image:caption>Thanks for those twelve pages of coupons, but no, I'm not buying anyone flowers this year. Again.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-05-02T22:18:58+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://therealsarahc.com/2014/04/25/moiras-neighbor-totoro/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/2014-04-24-06-34-04.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2014-04-24 06.34.04</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/2014-04-22-07-53-46.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2014-04-22 07.53.46</image:title><image:caption>Parenthetically, it should be noted that I don't really know how to do the whole "selfie" thing.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/2014-04-23-19-08-591.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2014-04-23 19.08.59</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-25T19:37:54+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://therealsarahc.com/2014/04/22/no-strings-attached/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/deepest-fear-picture.jpg</image:loc><image:title>deepest-fear-picture</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-23T01:05:08+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://therealsarahc.com/2014/04/16/a-work-in-progress/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/beingrosie.jpg</image:loc><image:title>BeingRosie</image:title><image:caption>And then this happened.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-16T20:53:07+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://therealsarahc.com/2014/04/14/on-the-homefront/</loc><lastmod>2014-04-14T23:12:31+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://therealsarahc.com/2014/03/06/friendship/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/photo.png</image:loc><image:title>photo</image:title><image:caption>This is what a real friend looks like.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/tumblr_m5kofyw4ev1qgc0g7o3_1280.jpg</image:loc><image:title>tumblr_m5kofyW4EV1qgc0g7o3_1280</image:title><image:caption>I have been known to bite.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/introvertguide.jpg</image:loc><image:title>introvertguide</image:title><image:caption>This is like my Rosetta stone.</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/image1.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title><image:caption>New Person: Hi, my name is ____.
Me: Oh, hello, _____. I'm extremely high-maintenance.
New Person: (walks quickly in the opposite direct of the crazy lady)</image:caption></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/image.jpg</image:loc><image:title>image</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-04-12T22:27:27+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://therealsarahc.com/2014/04/12/i-remember-you/</loc><lastmod>2014-04-12T22:25:46+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://therealsarahc.com/2014/04/03/the-swing/</loc><lastmod>2014-04-03T23:55:36+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://therealsarahc.com/2014/03/26/mmm-writers-block-yummy/</loc><lastmod>2014-03-26T23:19:02+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://therealsarahc.com/2014/03/26/maryslittlestar/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/2014-03-26-12-47-29.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2014-03-26 12.47.29</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/2014-03-26-12-44-58.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2014-03-26 12.44.58</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/2014-03-26-11-10-03.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2014-03-26 11.10.03</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/2014-03-26-11-06-14.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2014-03-26 11.06.14</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/2014-03-26-11-00-00.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2014-03-26 11.00.00</image:title></image:image><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/2014-03-26-10-54-59.jpg</image:loc><image:title>2014-03-26 10.54.59</image:title></image:image><lastmod>2014-03-26T23:01:29+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://therealsarahc.com/2014/02/28/paradise/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/rainbowwhale.jpg</image:loc><image:title>rainbowwhale</image:title><image:caption>Meh.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-28T20:45:00+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://therealsarahc.com/2014/02/20/the-aftermath/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/bearknight.jpg</image:loc><image:title>bearknight</image:title><image:caption>Like this, but more like a cleric.</image:caption></image:image><lastmod>2014-02-26T21:32:35+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://therealsarahc.com/2014/02/17/a-terrible-thing-happened/</loc><lastmod>2019-02-17T22:29:19+00:00</lastmod><changefreq>monthly</changefreq></url><url><loc>https://therealsarahc.com/2014/02/13/exposure-therapy-for-sufferers-of-gad/</loc><image:image><image:loc>https://therealsarahc.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/photo.jpg</image:loc><image:title>photo</image:title><image:caption>You have no idea what I went through in order to get this 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